Pizza Crunch - An Answer to a Question Nobody Asked
Scotland has a complicated relationship with food. They've given the world haggis, Gordon Ramsey, and Scotch whisky, so it's hard to really classify their national contribution to cuisine in terms of friend or foe. But as a culture with a legendary reputation (deserved or not) for 1) enjoying a wee dram, and 2) being willing to eat just about anything, I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that one of the world's greatest "I'd have to be super-drunk to eat that" foods, the so-called Pizza Crunch, is popular in the UK's hat. In the video we bring to you today, we see the process of making a Pizza Crunch from start to finish, and unless you already have a cocktail or two under your belt, it's unsettling. It begins with removing a small, frozen pizza (in this case, apparently plain cheese) from the freezer, and without even taking it out of the plastic bag, portioning it into two halves. Dude, seriously. I know it's a crappy Zyliss serrat...